Fuzed

"This bitch ain't the perfect piece of ass you've tricked yourself into thinking she is. And the next one won't be, either. Distance ain't the key. It's kicking her over-rated ass off the pedestal you've put her on. Yeah, there are cool chicks, there are hot bitches. She very well may have been both. But those two combined are hardly worth your 2 minutes mulling over it when you can be spending those minutes hitting the next broad that's the hottest poptart this side of instant breakfast." - Fuzed, the Rob Kamphausen Message Boards.

Now this is the kinda advice I want/need.