Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Quickie

Nuke Illinois!

What's up with the freakin' Postal Service selling out to M&M?!

Everyone should forgive Governor Schwarzenegger. He's Conan The Barbarian for Jebus' sake. AND the Terminator. Leave him be. Or he will come back in time to extinguish the human race.

I am head-over-heels in love with Katie the Cook. Half of the employees at The Winds say she's single. The other half says she's not. She has yet to mention a man's name during our conversations. And she knows I like her. (I heard from Penny the Dishwasher that she's flattered by my attention). Today I invited her to come into Outback, my treat. If you could only see her lovely red hair and lusciously beautiful tattoos. Talk about one big freakin' SIGH...

NEW FAVORITE SUMMER DRINKS!! The mint julep and the mojito. To make a mint julep, you put a sprig of fresh mint at the bottom of the glass, add 1/8 cup of superfine granulated sugar and mash delicatly. Do not masticate the mint! Only enough to release the mint oil. Then add 1/8 cup of freshly squeezed lime juice. Follow that with a full shot of whiskey (Makers Mark, traditionally... tho I prefer Jack). Add ice, a splash of soda water, and garnish with a lime and another sprig of mint. To make a mojito, the summer drink of Cuba, use rum instead of whiskey.

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